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Newcastle United 4 Blackpool 1

IT is not just on plush green Catalan fields where jinking Argentinians are in vogue. Jonás Gutiérrez may not occupy the same rarefied air as compatriot Lionel Messi – although he yet might come July 11 in Johannesburg – but the irresistible winger served notice of his Premier League intent by orchestrating the effortless destruction of one of the few teams to lay a glove on United this season.Read

Aston Villa U-18s 1 Newcastle United U-18s 1

NEWCASTLE United’s youngsters gave themselves an excellent chance of reaching the FA Youth Cup final – and a clash with Chelsea – after taking the game to Aston Villa last night.Read

Bradford City Res 2 Newcastle United Res 0

NEWCASTLE United Reserves slipped to a 2-0 defeat at Bradford City’s Valley Parade last night in their final away fixture of the season.Read

Newcastle United 2 Sheffield United 1

IT has been a dauntingly fascinating experience Newcastle United will have no desire to repeat in a hurry. Their stay in the Coca-Cola Championship has been brilliantly brief, their absence will hopefully be reassuringly long.Read

Peterborough 2 Newcastle United 3

IN the end it all worked out rather well. The party can start this evening.Read

Newcastle United U-18s 1 Nottingham Forest U-18s 4

NEWCASTLE United’s Under-18s, without key pair Phil Airey and Brad Inman, slipped to a heavy defeat against Nottingham Forest in their last runout before their FA Youth Cup semi-final with Crystal Palace, writes Jeff Bowron.Read

Newcastle United 2 Nottingham Forest 0

NEWCASTLE United planted one foot in the Premier League last night, appropriately falling back on the resilience and steel that has served them so well this season to clear the final obstacle preventing an immediate return to the top flight.Read

Wolves U-18s 0 Newcastle United U-18s 2

NEWCASTLE United returned to winning ways following last week’s defeat against Crewe with a 2-0 FA Premier Academy League win at Wolverhampton Wanderers.Read

Doncaster Rovers 0 Newcastle United 1

ANDY Carroll may have caused serious damage to Steven Taylor’s jaw this week, but the only thing broken at Doncaster was Newcastle United’s record for clean sheets in a seasonRead

Jonas Gutierrez

Bristol City 2 Newcastle United 2

A BAD week for favourites in the South West was about to get worse.Read

Newcastle United 3 Scunthorpe United 0

WHEN Newcastle United crash-landed in the Championship in May, it was meant to be nights like this that illustrated just how far they had fallen.Read

Hartlepool United Res 2 Newcastle United Res 0

JOEY Barton missed a penalty on his Newcastle United comeback as a strong Hartlepool rolled over their North East rivals.Read

Middlesbrough 1 Newcastle United 1

IF the sign of a good side is one which manages to pick up points even when they are playing badly, then Newcastle United really are an excellent one in the Coca-Cola Championship.Read

Manchester United U18s 1 Newcastle United U18s 1

A CLOSE-range Greg McDermott strike earned Newcastle United U-18s a point against Manchester United in the FA Premier Academy League at Carrington.Read

Middlesbrough 2 Newcastle 2

Andy Carroll's late strike rescued Coca-Cola Championship leaders Newcastle as Middlesbrough saw derby victory cruelly snatched from their grasp.The Geordie striker fired home an 82nd-minute equaliser to claim a precious point at the Riverside Stadium after Boro had come from behind to lead.Scott McDonald's first Middlesbrough goal eight minutes earlier looked to have handed all three points to the Teessiders after Barry Robson had cancelled out Peter Lovenkrands' 16th-minute opener.But Carroll ensured the derby spoils were shared as the 3,743 travelling supporters among a crowd of 27,347 headed for home with pride and promotion hopes intact.The home fans were on their feet within two minutes of kick-off when McDonald, back after two games on the sidelines with a groin problem, went down in the box under Fabricio Coloccini's nudge.However, much to the Australian's disbelief, referee Lee Mason waved play on.Fitz Hall had to get in an important block to keep out Stephen McManus' sixth-minute shot as the Teessiders started in confident style.Newcastle were struggling to put together a move of any substance, but they took the lead with 16 minutes gone from their first coherent attack.Jonas Gutierrez cut in from the left before sliding a perfect reverse pass into the feet of Lovenkrands, who beat keeper Danny Coyne with ease to claim his 13th goal of the season.It took a fine diving save from Steve Harper, who celebrates his 35th birthday tomorrow, to keep out Robson's 29th-minute free-kick.But the former Celtic midfielder's persistence paid off nine minutes before the break when he and McDonald combined 25 yards out before curling an unstoppable left-foot shot past the helpless Harper.Lovenkrands only just failed to find the net after running on to Carroll's injury-time flick-on, but the home side continued to enjoy the better of the game immediately after the break.Substitute Ryan Taylor, on for the injured Coloccini, turned up in the right place at the right time to take Robson's 52nd-minute cross off Julio Arca's toe at the far post.Gutierrez floated a 59th-minute cross just over Coyne's bar, but Harper had to make a fine one-one-one save from Arca after O'Neil had pounced on Fabrice Pancrate's poor control two minutes later.McDonald fired across goal with 25 minutes remaining and Danny Guthrie saw a long-range effort deflected wide at the other end.But it was the Australian who struck with 16 minutes remaining, turning smartly to steer home from Chris Killen's knock-down.However, there was a twist in the tail and when Taylor's driven cross fell to Carroll, who was for the first time left free by McManus and David Wheater, he controlled before stabbing home the equaliser.Read

Whitley Bay 3 Newcastle Reserves 1

WHITLEY Bay reached the final of the Northumberland Senior Cup after a deserved win over Newcastle United Reserves at Hillheads.Read

Newcastle United 6 Barnsley 1

IT says much about the ruthless, relentless efficiency of this Newcastle United side that the first thing discussed in the dressing room after this rout was the defensive blunders which led to Barnsley scoring a goal.Read

Barnsley U-18s 1 Newcastle United U-18s 4

NEWCASTLE United’s impressive away form continued with an emphatic 4-1 FA Premier Academy League win in Yorkshire.Read

Newcastle United 6, Barnsley 1

JONAS Gutierrez finally got a chance to unveil his Spiderman mask as Newcastle tightened their grip on the Coca-Cola Championship with a rout of 10-man Barnsley.Read

Watford 1 Newcastle United 2

THE last time two Newcastle United players came to blows on a football field, it was a sure-fire sign of the club’s capacity for self destruction.Read